....although not literally, you understand.
I received another text last night from the guy who's invited me....he's a kind of sexual Voldemort, his name inspiring either piss-taking or shudders from my friends. It doesn't make me proud but it does make for good anecdotal material and I'm keen on plundering the past for your amusement. Anyway, back to the text.
'Are you S, M, or switch?' he asked
I paused for a few moments, thought it through and typed back....
'Er, I have a Visa Debit if that's any good to you.....'
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