Introduction

OK, you've got me....a 6ft brunette with green eyes (you can fill in the bits where I've missed out such adjectives as 'stunning' and 'wicked'), trying to not be single but not doing it very well. I have a boyfriend (I think....), plus a manager who slots perfectly into the Mid-Life Crisis demographic. Oh, and a quasi-insane ex, whose main attraction (retrospectively speaking) was his chocolate-box location deep in the Cotswolds. Plus a few others....a cast of raggle-taggle (headed none-too modestly by me) characters all of whom create a love-life that was once summed up by a drunken friend of mine....slurring, her head nodding somewhere against my tits as we tried to dry our hands in a nightclub loo, as..

'it's entertaining, mate, if nothing else.'

Here's hoping, folks.....